Fireworks!

To my American readers, Happy 4th. To everybody else, Happy Higgs Boson, especially India.

Keep your pets safe and comfortable this holiday weekend. The 4th of July is said to be the day with the most lost pet reports.

Want to know what makes different fireworks different colors? Consult this friendly guide from Gizmodo!

Be careful with fireworks. Only you can prevent losing a thumb or eye. And in the immortal words of Ben Stern, “Don’t be stupid, you moron.” Oh, and the guy at the end has some adult words for adult ears. (That should guarantee kids listen to it)

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